The Republic of Summertime Jessetopia is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning racoon population. The hard-working population of 477 million Summertime Jessetopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The Summertime Jessetopian economy, worth 19.8 trillion francs a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,585 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Summertime Jessetopia's national animal is the racoon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Summertime Jessetopia is ranked 189,586^th in the world and 8,123^rd in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 324.3 on the Gilded Widget Scale.